Beaned with a Fez
by LVDIII on September 9th, 2005
I was involved in a car chase once before with my father, Lucius Van Dyke II. I was five years old and we were watching the Memorial Day Parade march by Brown’s Drugstore. The Shriners drove up and started their precision driving in their tiny little cars. They drove in circles, figure 8′s, a daisy pattern. It was really cool for a five year old boy.
The Shriners started a new pattern that had them driving within a foot of where my father and I were standing. All of a sudden, my father swung back his fist and clobbered a Shriner, knocking him free of his little car. The tiny Mustang drifted to a halt. Read the rest of this entry »