Pretend Jesus strode down Hollywood Boulevard in a burlap robe eating salad from a plastic container. He smiled beatifically at tourists and the tattooed kids standing outside the tattoo parlor as he munched down lettuce and baby tomatoes. He wondered if there was anything more divine than crisp lettuce and succulent baby tomatoes on a mild spring day in Los Angeles.

• Sitting back with a New Castle beer and starting on some writing #
• A tweet for work: Excellent Video editor with 12 yrs exp. looking for work. Great credits. L.A. based. http://www.JudPratt.com. Plz RT #

• Attempting to get some writing done, but find myself procrastinating and thinking of bed #
• Finally succumbing to the urge to sleep. So nocturnal these days. #
• Writing about writing on a writing forum for writers about some writing I did. Am I right to write what I write or shoud I write of a wight? #
• Listening to Sigur Ros right now. Hoppipolla… I so like this band #
• Next up on the playlist… Mercury Rev #
• Can’t believe it’s almost 11:30pm already. Day slipped by so fast got so little done. #

• Sleep. I like sleep. Why do I avoid it so much? #
• Someone is bagpiping near my apartment. I expect a horde of Scots soon #
• RT @izzyvideo 9 days left of Macheist! 9 (poss. 12) apps for $39! That’s over $600 of software. I bought it too. http://www.macheist.com #
• I hate to admit it, but Marissa got me into watching ‘Desperate Housewives.’ Never thought it would happen.It’s actually a pretty good show #

• Went Hollywood at IO. Good 2 see Ric. Saw ‘almost’ fight between guys w/pants drooped around their thighs. Drunk & pantless no way to fight #
• Full bus tonight. Recycle guy seems to have decent haul from trash cans. Several texting on phones seeking a connection in the wee hours #
• I seek a sandwich at Sitton’s NoHo diner and a good read #
• A view from the bus home http://twitpic.com/2iv22 #
• Saw a great ad for Spamalot in LA Weekly. It advertised a ‘Spamalotto’ with the phrase ‘have your balls dropped yet?’ #
• Looks like there’s a Renaissance Faire in April as well… never been to one. Should go to satisfy my morbid curiousity. #
• getting a headache while performing brain surgery is even worse #

• Well, my writing website redesign is finished and the site is now open for ‘business!’ Check out http://www.lvdiii.com. Plz RT if u like it! #
• The current state of TV News has master magician Penn Jillette writing about the economic situation for CNN. Well, he is an illusionist! #
• Need to get coffee and a lovely panini at Marie et Cie in Valley Village. (OK it’s North Hollywood, but we can’t admit that 4 some reason!) #
• I’m technically in North Hollywood as well but the neighborhood council calls it Toluca Terrace to sound better. Part of NoHo Arts dist. too #
• Twitter writing challenge-Complete the following line: “Life is not unlike…” #
• Life is not unlike a roll of clear tape that you can’t find the end of #
• Quiet Friday night thus far #
• Now that’s amusing: on http://Pandora.com Album cover for ‘Burning Down the House (live)” by Talking Heads has Faith Hill on it. #

• Is it bad to want to have some coffee at 4am when you haven’t been to bed yet? #
• Pimp o’ the day: I’m running a special deal on editing video Actor/Demo Reels. See http://www.cityreels.com. Please RT if u know actors #
• Almost done with tweaks to writing website. Will post as soon as I’m done #
• My writing website is done. http://www.lvdiii.com #